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[ If you're visiting Stefan's room today, you may notice the floor is a bit sticky for your tastes... ]

[AU] IN THE HOUSE

[ Continuations for (cfud) Oz, Dean, Leto, Kirk, Yuri, Haruki, Stefan, Sherlock, Lance, Tyson, Albert, Kell-El ]

[ (Drops) Haruka, Scar, Merlin ]

[ (Sabra) Charles Xavier, Cara Mason ]

[ (Aather) Cubia, Koukutou Mikiya ]

[OOC] Stefan's Diaries - The Craving

So the novels aren't great. I kept buying them out of the fornlorn hope that something magical will happen. AND SOMETHING DID. So I present: The Craving. 

[NEW YORK]
Stefan: Making monologues about killing squirrels--Wait, I SMELL HUMAN BLOOD. Crap. I guess I should save her [whisks her to her home]
Her VERY VERY RICH Family: STAY HERE OR WE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR TROUSERS
Stefan: Crap

Stefan: Man Lydia and Bridget remind me of mirror versions of myself and Damon. This analogy is no way going to bite me back in the ass later.

Winfield: Take the daughter you saved to the ball
Stefan: ....
Winfield: We still have your trousers
Stefan: FML

Bridget: Come meet Count Damon DeSangue
Stefan: Seriously? DeSangue? That's not even subtle!
Damon: Oh hello mysterious Italian stranger. We could be brothers!
Stefan: ... And that's even less subtle.

Damon: Look at how awesome my life is.
Stefan: Whoop.
Damon: Now I need you to marry Bridget while I marry Lydia. Or I kill everyone.
Stefan: I knew that analogy was going to get me!

[WEDDING PLANNING, THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED]

Damon: Man, this wine is good when laced with blood.
Stefan: OH MY GOD I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! [leaves]
Damon: Was it something I said?

Damon: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME so I'm dragging you home.
Stefan: sob kay but I'm going to insinuate you still have humanity in you.
Damon: Just for that, I'm killing the cabbie
Stefan: This feels like future deja vu

[They return home, THE ENTIRE FAMILY IS DEAD]
Stefan: SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET MARRIED, GOD

[Then stuff happens, Lexi is awesome, Damon saves Stefan and leaves, while Stefan goes to San Fran to brood]
Stefan: Dear diary, I get the feeling Katherine is laughing at us.
Katherine: [not too far away] HAHAHAHAHA.

THE END.

[OOC] Permission to Fuck With You

Yeah, so Stefan is no longer the sane stable vampire. In a way, he's worse off than Damon and Katherine because he doesn't give a shit and he's more likely to fuck with you for kicks. So this is a permissions meme to do terrible things to you!

[OOC] Lol TVD finale

So! We are not updating yet (I think. Things need to be hashed out) and if we do, well.... Stefan has a super special different update from everyone else... Here there be spoilers

And the prize for the best brother is...Collapse )

[OOC] Because I wanted to

Poll #1738952 Important Questions
This poll is closed.

Who is the most healthy brother duo?

Dean and Sam ("I guess I’m just supposed to let you down, too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? What am I supposed to do?")
8(66.7%)
Damon and Stefan ("It's just us now. Forever. Brothers. There will be other Katherines, forever, for eternity. We can take the world as we are.")
4(33.3%)
:D